"She wore a silhouette of clothes that were extraordinary but somewhat gauche" as proof of declining literacy has me rolling my eyes

There's a phrase on tiktok that is "she wore a silhouette of clothes that were extraordinary but somewhat gauche" People are asked randomly in the streets what this means and when they get stumped on the words, people go "omg reading literacy crisis" and circlejerk in the comments about how they understood it and how smart they are

I hate this because the words are intentionally verbose. Words of which people never speak (Hello, gauche??) of in regular speech. Besides what the hell does a "silhouette of clothes" even mean? Maybe I am "illiterate" but how does someone wear a silhouette of clothes? Silhouette is the outline of something. How does one wear the outline of clothes? Or is it saying that she wore regular clothes (like a t shirt and shorts) but the outline/silhouette was extraordinary/gauche? How does that make any sense? like her t shirt was regular but the edges/outline/silhouette of the t shirt were unconventional but tacky, like rainbow colored or something? 😂 Yet even that doesn't make any sense since it explicitly states she wore a silhouette of clothes, not that she wore clothes WITH a silhouette...

It feels like people don't understand the sentence because it fundamentally doesn't make any sense and the ridiculous verbosity of it exemplifies that issue. Or maybe given how I am trying to deduce the actual meaning of the passage that makes me more literate? Either way it feels pompous. It's like if I said gibberish but in esoteric words, which to me is exactly what it's doing.

Submitted June 1, 2026 at 05:35AM by ExtensionSoil6801 https://ift.tt/5lScrob